Great Truths About Growing Older

1  Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
2  Forget the health foods, I need all the preservatives I can get.
3  When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you are down there
4  It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the  questions.
5  Time may be a great healer but it’s a lousy beautician.
6  Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

The Four Stages of Life

1 You believe in Santa Claus
2 You don’t believe in Santa Claus
3 You are Santa Claus
4 You look like Santa Claus